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first tick

Phil belaying Antonio on No Skill 12c Phil on the start to Terrible Angel (8c?) Phil claims the first tick of the season. Antonio and/or Arthur had claimed first tick, I think, a couple months back but...

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aqua flail caught on tape

Enthralled as I am by YouTube’s deluge of GoPro videos of wankers biking/sledding/water-sliding/eating, I swore I would not participate. That said, here’s a video of me flailing on a SUP:...

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context

Things can look weird when context is taken away. Forget for a moment that we’re looking at a boulderer trying really hard on a project and imagine this person is simply standing in the forest yelling...

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locomotion

Locomotion is important to the outdoor athlete. One should move efficiently in varied environs. I’m not transporting myself around outside very efficiently these days and I know that if I can’t keep up...

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Snatches and CJs

Adding to the list of things I suck at: Weightlifting. I used to think the Bench Press was complex. It’s not. Pick any joint in my body. Any joint, pick one. That joint can’t figure out how to Snatch...

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Be Prepared

I am an Eagle Scout. It’s not the most diverse group of blokes one could join but it did introduce me to some good stuff. My passion for climbing, for one, was spawned during my Boy Scout days. “Look...

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Borophyll

Here’s a photo of my Mom’s dogs. They get frustrated too. They didn’t vote. I was pretty bummed to see Trump’s election to the the U.S. Presidency. But if almost half my voting countrymates want this,...

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Micah on Hard Boiled

Micah sent Hard Boiled 5.13b last Saturday. The Hebrew Hammer looks strong these days. Here’s his first two burns and redpoint:

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open and close

There was this website I can’t find any more that recommended drinking accomplishments to fulfill before you die. One item on the list was to drink with your Dad. Another was to open and close a bar....

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fun messiah

If Steve Edwards were still with us he would be 56 today. So I ask myself what Steve would think of my life in its current state. Steve, I’m getting out there about as much as I possibly can. I’ve been...

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brought to you by Goldschlager

I haven’t come up with much to write about lately because I’m still kinda pissed about the new President and I’ve been building a table. None of this has stopped me from rando YouTubing however, like...

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executive suck

When I was growing up in Washington State the big environmental fight was over protection of local old-growth forest.  Environmental extremists would drive steel spikes into tree trunks to break...

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monumental suck/who votes for this shit?

In an ongoing effort to annoy coastal Americans the Trump administration continues to threaten protected federal lands. Obviously this defeats my tree-hugging/ivory tower conspiracy to waste Earth, as...

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Blood Road

Rebecca Rusch is one bad beeyautch, peep this. Her new movie is rad. It’s called Blood Road and it’s the best movie I’ve seen from Red Bull Media House. As painful as it was to drive to helL.A. for the...

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Tuck Frump

The movement to suckify America continues. Although, an unanticipated benefit seems to be that Robert Reich and Dan Rather now appear in my Facebook feed. How Facebook sensed my political frustration...

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